I am not against mustache. no hate in my heart for mustache.

Tomorrow I have an exam. I hate it. I repeat. I hate it. I didn’t study well, In a matter of fact I think I didn’t study at all. and I’m writing this post while I’m supposed to be studying. yep!

I’m supposed to meet a client today as well -I-know-it’s-Friday-, but a man gotta do what he gotta do, you know what I’m sayin’?

Tools:

I have coffe, laptop, a book -for tomorrow’s- a Marlboro pack, a red lighter , a radio ‘not digital’, and I kid you not, I am bored.. as a rock  in a mountain. worse.

My father is home. He wants me to clean the light lamps!!!! WTF MAN REALLY!  So I told him to leave the lambs for a later on time after I finish my exams and I will help. He didn’t accept my offer anyway. and now I’m the shittiest person in the galaxy.

And after the ‘shittiest man in the planet galaxy thing’, I really gave it a thought. How does the shittiest man in the galaxy looks like!

Ok, let me tell you how he looks like, He’s short and fat, he doesn’t wear deodorant, he has shit voice, he cries/nag all the time, he doesn’t have a job, doesn’t wanna have a job. he’s 30 something ‘or 14 years old’. he doesn’t/can’t have a girlfriend. AND He has mustache.

Girls actually don’t like mustache ‘I am stereotyping’. in a matter of fact there are a lot of these girls who have mustache! it doesn’t look pretty impressive on them either! well, it doesn’t look good at them at all! I mean, we are men! we should have some hair on our face! right?

For a while I didn’t know why a lot of guys have mustache, I asked, they told me it got something to do with the “feeling like the man” thing. And I know how it feels now. Yep, they’re right!

Got out of the bathroom after shaving, first impression I got was ‘Maher you’re kidding right? / along with the shit face’, that wasn’t that bad! -me moving on- then I got another impression ‘Mom’, she laughing at me, hand on her mouth, the whole family is around. I’m just standing there staring like a door hole, -then silence covered the place up, everyone is staring at me-, then she started crying ‘The my son is a man now thing’, and my father started talking about the time I waste -me shaving my beard- while I have exams and didn’t want to help in the lamps cleaning operation.

Well, you know I have glasses now, Medical ones? yea, I have one of these. and a mustache. and both looks nice together -yes! on me.- I look pretty serious. I want to be more serious. so… yea! Lets do this!

I’ll go to study now. with my mustache.

I think I’ll make an illustration for mustache once I finish exams.

Long live mustache!

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Update:

well…

Here’s the thing, I kinda got out, and got some pretty unti-mustache impressions. People started acting funny about it.

There were a girl that was driving her car right? and she was looking at me with the shit face and then she started pointing at my mustache and then she didn’t see the road right? so she smashed her car into a bulldozer, and then three dogs came and ate her. and then a falling star came and destroyed the area. 1o people died.

I don’t care what people think about it. But I thought it was a sign and I shaved..